Just for Fun
Cat Horoscopes - May
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
May Mood: Calculated and cool, you’re plotting your way to the treat drawer. Hard-working when it comes to naps.
Mantra: “Climb shelf. Knock plant. Success.”
Lucky Spot: On the laptop — especially when your human’s working.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
May Mood: Eccentric and unpredictable. You’re drinking out of the faucet, chasing imaginary ghosts, and napping in the bathroom sink.
Mantra: “Normal is for dogs.”
Lucky Spot: Inside a laundry basket full of clean clothes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
May Mood: A dreamy nap cloud floats where you do. You’re purring, kneading, and emotionally bonding with the houseplants.
Mantra: “I exist in between dimensions — and naps.”
Lucky Spot: Anywhere soft, warm, and just out of reach.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
May Mood: You're full of energy and attitude. Climbing the curtains? Yes. Midnight zoomies? Obviously. World domination? Always in progress.
Mantra: “I do what I want, when I want.”
Lucky Spot: The highest shelf (bonus if it’s forbidden).
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
May Mood: Nap. Snack. Repeat. You’re indulging in luxurious naps and turning your nose up at any food less than gourmet.
Mantra: “If it crinkles, I ignore it. If it’s tuna, I dine.”
Lucky Spot: Sunniest windowsill in the house.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
May Mood: Social butterfly one moment, aloof queen the next. You’re chatting up the humans and knocking pens off tables for fun.
Mantra: “Chaos is a form of communication.”
Lucky Spot: Half inside a box, half out — just like your personality.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
May Mood: Extra cuddly with your chosen human, but hissy if someone touches your tail wrong. You’re soft, but with claws.
Mantra: “I love you. Don’t touch me.”
Lucky Spot: Curled up on your human’s lap (but only when you initiate).
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
May Mood: Born to be admired, you’re flaunting your floof and demanding attention. May is your personal runway.
Mantra: “Pet me, peasant.”
Lucky Spot: The center of the bed — even if it’s not yours.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
May Mood: Precision and poise. You’re grooming like a queen, neatly burying your business, and judging the clumsy dog.
Mantra: “I clean, I critique, I conquer.”
Lucky Spot: On the windowsill, organizing thoughts and silently judging birds.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
May Mood: You’re flirting with everyone — the dog, the mail carrier, that guy on Zoom. Irresistibly charming.
Mantra: “Why hiss when I can hypnotize?”
Lucky Spot: Draped artfully across the back of the couch like a fashion icon.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
May Mood: Mysterious and moody, you’re hiding under the bed... until it’s time to stalk toes from the shadows.
Mantra: “I disappear, then pounce.”
Lucky Spot: Behind the curtain — watching, always watching.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
May Mood: You’re a wild explorer, leaping onto forbidden counters and trying to escape through the screen door.
Mantra: “I was born to roam — or at least to sit in the window and dream about it.”
Lucky Spot: That suitcase your human hasn’t unpacked yet.