Just for fun
Dog Horoscopes - May
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
May Mood: You're all business—wake up, patrol, sit like a pro. But once the work is done? Belly rubs galore.
Mantra: “First sit, then snuggle.”
Lucky Spot: Your favorite rug (a.k.a. command central).
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
May Mood: You’re quirky, independent, and probably trying to befriend the vacuum again. Expect unusual barking patterns and creative digging.
Mantra: “Normal is overrated.”
Lucky Spot: That one random spot in the backyard you keep returning to.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
May Mood: Dreamy, affectionate, and full of puppy eyes. You’re the emotional support animal of the month.
Mantra: “I feel, therefore I fetch.”
Lucky Spot: At your human’s feet, curled up like a furry cinnamon roll.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
May Mood: You’re feeling extra zippy this month! Zoomies are at an all-time high, and walks? You want five a day.
Mantra: “If I sniff it, it’s mine.”
Lucky Spot: The park bench (perfect for surveying your kingdom).
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
May Mood: You’re into long naps in sunny spots and gourmet treats. Don’t rush—you're savoring May one chew at a time.
Mantra: “Every cushion is a throne.”
Lucky Spot: The coziest corner of the couch (bonus points for a blanket).
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
May Mood: So many things to bark about, so little time! You’re extra chatty and curious—chasing squirrels, sniffing strangers, and investigating every noise.
Mantra: “I woof, therefore I am.”
Lucky Spot: The front window (best for neighborhood surveillance).
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
May Mood: Feeling extra snuggly. You're glued to your human’s side and protective of your turf. All you want is love, and snacks.
Mantra: “I guard, I cuddle, I snack.”
Lucky Spot: Under the bed—your cozy retreat when the world gets too loud.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
May Mood: Center of attention? Always. You’re strutting through May like a furry celebrity. New bandana? Yes. Photoshoot? Obviously.
Mantra: “The spotlight follows the fluff.”
Lucky Spot: Right in the middle of the room where everyone can admire you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
May Mood: You're in full control mode—herding toys, organizing bones, and keeping the yard squirrel-free.
Mantra: “Order in the toy basket!”
Lucky Spot: Beside the treat jar (you’re monitoring inventory).
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
May Mood: Charm is your superpower. You’re wagging your way into hearts (and extra treats). You love everyone—even the cat.
Mantra: “Why bark when I can charm?”
Lucky Spot: Anywhere your favorite human sits.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
May Mood: Mysterious? Maybe. Intense? Absolutely. You’ve got soulful eyes and a dramatic flair—especially when denied a treat.
Mantra: “Every bark has purpose.”
Lucky Spot: The shady spot in the yard—perfect for brooding and spying.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
May Mood: Adventure is calling! You’re itching for hikes, car rides, and new places to pee.
Mantra: “The world is my fire hydrant.”
Lucky Spot: The trailhead or wherever the leash leads next.